Happy Thursday Y'all - and as always, Thursday thoughts. Who am I kidding? I might as well write, for the first time in a decade: Thursday thoughts. As many of you know, I am really great at keeping house. My husband is amazed day after day at the work I do (while making it all seem so easy.) So since this is something I'm so good at, here are some of my how to be "domestic" Thursday Thoughts.
1. When living in close quartered apartments - it is necessary to sing at all times while working. You may have the pale skin due to all that bleach, but to sell the whole 'Snow White persona', you must make them believe you are working with woodland creatures. I know, I know, the song was called whistle while you work. But I think we can agree she did a lot more singing. I'm on to you Disney.2. While keeping frozen fruit in the freezer is a must - keeping frozen fruit in a sealed bag in the freezer is an even bigger must. If you don't believe me, check these out. Mmm... Strawberries?
3. Learning to use the stove is a lot like learning Karate. Wax on, wax off. Stove on, stove OFF. The very last step being the important part - especially if you love living in said close quartered apartments. Or at all.
4. While you fold your significant other's underthings - be sure to ask him which folding method he prefers. You should commit to memory that one low guttural "ugggh" means he prefers them quartered. Not to be confused with two long-winded ughms, which loosely translates to "bring me a beer."
5. Martha Stuart makes perfectly golden brown pies. Martha Stuart also went to jail... Maybe we should all stop feeling so guilty about not living up to Martha Stuart.