May 8, 2013

Thursday Thoughts... On Wednesday

Today I am supposed to be giving some sort of advice to all of my lovely readers. Whelp, here you go. Just a few of life's hard lessons that I've been learning lately. 

1.  I'm sure you've heard the famous rule: If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown - flush it down. Did you know that there's a sister rhyme for the kitchen? If its paper let it stay thur - it can mold, throw it out into the cold. 

2.  When purchasing your new domain name at 1 AM - make sure you type your own URL correctly. Otherwise you could end up owning itbritt.com and ittbritt.com. Then again, who wouldn't love an extra "t" for good measure? (in other news I'm itbritt.com now, yay!)

3.  Better yet, just on't purchase anything at 1 AM.

4.  Loading the moving boxes into the back of your car so you'll recycle them is a good idea. Leaving them there for weeks so it looks like you have your own homeless encampment - no bueno.

5. I found my glasses the other day under the seat of my car. Score. Admitting to your friend in your passenger seat (whom you've been driving around regularly) that you're pretty much blind without them... fail.

6. Yogurt for breakfast is a great way to start the day. Sour cream, not so much. Note to self: no making breakfast until you're at least 75% awake.


Day 08/31 of blogging EVERY DAY IN MAY.

21 comments:

  1. You are hilarious. and cute! I have yogurt almost every morning, now I'll be double checking.

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    1. Awww thank you Bobbie. Me too, I'm a yogurt a day gal. But I HATE sour cream. Its awful. I won't even eat it on Tacos.

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  2. hahaha. I laughed at every single one of these.

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  3. haha omygoodness, two T's in your domain name AND sour cream for breakfast.

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    1. Oh yes, It was quite the week, this week.

      The real lesson is to double check. everything.
      spelling. yogurt. life. everything.

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    2. Hilarious! I just love your blog. Congrats on the purchases! Lol

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  4. Love that drawing up there and I literally laughed at the sour cream for breakfast!!

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    1. Thanks Chanel. It was the worst breakfast ever. luckily I never got to the eating part. smelled it first.

      Ahhh you're a no-reply blogger.
      This makes me so sad.

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  5. Haha I love it! Everything else I have read has been so profound, but yours.. you made me laugh! Thanks I needed that.

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    1. Thanks. I'm always good for a laugh or two.
      Not so much for the profound part.

      Clearly, sometimes I'm more of a do-er than a thinker.

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  6. Driving without glasses is about as worse as walking around hunting for your glasses and they are on your face the hole time.

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    1. Hahaha. I don't wear mine enough to have ever had that happen.
      Yet, anyway. BUT i'm sure that's probably in my future.

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    1. Hahah the moving boxes? Like Recently?
      I just literally dropped them off just an hour ago.

      Wait, you wear glasses?
      Did I mention how much I loved your myspace pic today?

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  8. yikes to #6! and yeah....1 am online shopping is not so good.

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    1. I thought I was doing the best thing ever.
      Being adventurous. and making it official. also this itbritt.blogspot girl from 2009 was making me nervous.
      Now I have two domains - yay!

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  9. congrats on being so official now, one day I might do the same thing, probably in the middle of the night too.

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    1. bahahaha it seemed like a living in the moment thing, not an I'm a totally crazy person thing. I now feel a little differently.

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    1. and apparently i believe "rious" is one syllable. or i just have a speech impediment...

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    2. bahahaha. you crack me up. The whole syllable thing is definitely not my strong suit. I would have never noticed.

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