It's hard to decide which is more impressive: the way that you kick and struggle during diaper changes, or the way that we wrestle a new one onto you. Sometimes its nearly impossible to get your pants back on. If I were a more confident mother, I'd just take you out of the house that way. "Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I'd really like if my son would wear pants. A free-spirit, that boy is. He simply prefers to feel the breeze. I try and insist that he holds still, but he likes to remind me that he's just a baby." And in this house, sometimes babies don't wear pants.