To my dear little helper:
Your help is very much appreciated. Especially when you do what I want, when I want it. And when its done in the manner of which I would like you to do it. When you are helping me, I appreciate a certain level of good attitude and teamwork. No crying. And for you to do things right the first time. Please refrain from throwing tools once the task is completed - yes, even at the risk of being unable to perform the ever-important "ta-da" motion with your hands.
okay, better yet, maybe I'll just do it myself.